Dougism is the practice of honoring Doug Kowaleski as God. True Dougsciples revere the Alto Saxophone and the Basoon as holy instruments.The Dougsciple's Creed is as follows:
i. I swear on my faith to never intentionally chip, break, or otherwise damage my Vandoren reeds
ii. I swear to never intentionally play a Saxophone or Basoon out of tune.
iii. I will never disrespect Doug or his High Priests, lest I faint one-thousand times and be stored in the Tuba case of Hell
iv. I swear to never chew gum during a band practice or performance
v. I swear on the Holy Book of Doug never to damage or disrespect an Alto Saxophone or a Basoon.
Our new version of music, Dougstep, is being worked on by our Director of Bands. It will be added to Dougtunes upon completion. We have a new marketing head in Jefferson school district.
We will be wearing our shirts again Wednesday, November 21st.
November 9, 2012
Dougtunes has been published! Much more content to come in the near future! I've made a feedback thread on the forums.
November 7, 201
Dougtunes is currently in developement and will be brought to the site as soon as possible!
November 7, 2012
Obama may have won the election, but that won't stop us from taking the country by force! Go Doug!
November 6, 2012
All members please visit the "Dougtunes" discussion in the forums and vote on my new proposed plan.
November 5, 2012
Maintenance: Forums updated, moderator priveleges granted.
Remember to wear your "Doug for President" shirts Monday, November 5!
This is purely for fun and is not meant to disrespect, insult, or make fun of any real religion